Get real!

I never watch reality shows, but unless you live in a cave, it's impossible not to hear endless details about them. Here is my idea for the ultimate reality show - select a group of people who will try to explain to us what reality really is. There would be a philosophy professor, a quantum physicist, a Priest, a Rabbi, a Zen Buddhist master, a mathematician, a psychologist, an Islamic cleric, a televangelist, and Yogi Berra. At the end of each show, one of them would be voted off by God, as they would draw straws. You heard it here first.

More fun with anagrams

A few of these have been found before. Most haven't:

Donald Rumsfeld - Fond Dull Dreams

Condoleezza Rice - Oozed a zen cleric

Paul Wolfowitz - Putz oaf ill - wow!

Karl Rove - Lark Over

Rudy Giuliani - Gaudily I ruin

Richard Cheney - Herd chicanery

George W. Bush - Bush ego grew, or SOB grew huge

Chapter 1 - January 15, 2005

Fun with anagram generators. Years ago, I ran the names of Grateful Dead band members against an anagram generator and got a number of gems - the best were Mickey Hart (Him rackety) and Jerry Garcia (Rare, racy jig). This afternoon, I found the same program and ran the name Google. Best hits were:

Ego log and
Go ogle

Nothing makes me feel older than writing a check with the date 2005 on it. I remember when it was a big deal to write the first check in 1984.