Monday, August 01, 2005

Get real!

I never watch reality shows, but unless you live in a cave, it's impossible not to hear endless details about them. Here is my idea for the ultimate reality show - select a group of people who will try to explain to us what reality really is. There would be a philosophy professor, a quantum physicist, a Priest, a Rabbi, a Zen Buddhist master, a mathematician, a psychologist, an Islamic cleric, a televangelist, and Yogi Berra. At the end of each show, one of them would be voted off by God, as they would draw straws. You heard it here first.