We were driving my son home Sunday from Long Island to Flushing Queens, when he noticed a sign over the road warning that the area around Yankee Stadium was congested and you should take mass transit. "Why is that," he asked. "The Yanks are playing on the road."
"The Pope has the home game today."
Pause. "Oh. I guess that's why they want you to take Mass transit."
Sound of groaning.