Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Trump's test for immigrants - found in a a time warp

 Immigrant Admission Test

1. My most admired contemporary world leader is:
A. Osama Bin Laden
B. The Ayatollah Khomeini
C. Saddam Hussein
D. Donald J. Trump
E. Momar Khadaffi

2. My religious leader of choice is:
A. Mohammed
B. Buddha
C. Moses
D. Jesus
E. Satan

3. If I were a terrorist, what kind of terrorist would I be?
A. Suicide bomber
B. Mass shooter
C. Plane hijacker
D. Not a terrorist - I love everybody
E. Poison the water supply

4. My favorite Bible verse is:
A. It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Gates of Heaven
B. Thou shalt not bear false witness
C. Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth
D. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
E. Give away your belongings to the poor and follow me.

5. The best thing about America is:
A. Great health care for everybody
B. Tolerance for all kinds of races and religions
C. Disney World
D. Can work in Trump hotels cleaning toilets for less than minimum wage
E. McDonald's

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